I do not know you, but in my Sunday is the day of the walrus . It is the day after tough night , or that you tend to burrow under the covers you like a ball of pain and certainly do nothing undertake tiring , complicated , or involving prolonged standing .
Basically, I 'm assuming you to be a hangover from hell , or you have a monumental laziness , or both (ultimate combo 1000pts ) .
Under these conditions, the dog out , get the bread , or worse, lunch with your parents insurmountable events ... Except that here , sometimes you're forced . Heroine of modern times, Hercules city, other -compare- epic - of - your - choice , you'll have to face the outside.
And then you have two choices: you can take your decrepitude , your head body , your breath and your pony reactivity oyster . But you can also try to salvage our big cold shower , brushing teeth and behavioral hysteria.
I do not really want that old ladies shun me in the street, and that teens feel the beginnings of a zombie invasion , so I have a tendency to try to minimize the damage , with the less effort , just to optimize the energy expended ratio / expected results.
So, I zap everything complexion and makeup in general, that is a long , boring , and with eyes too with the holes you risk the foundation evil spread , so the powder cocaine and liner- panda- that - slime. So, just a beautifying blow history of not doing too much fear, by concealer that changes everything and that you avoid going for Beetlejuice , and finally a shot by mascara that it is a safe bet and if you can see your eyelashes , there chances to guess that or are your eyes.
Obviously , you take a shower. This is the basis huh , you even do this before you make up almost - whatever your lazy I forbid you cut it . By cons , as I 'm nice , I authorize you not to wash your hair, for that it takes time , it involves bending the head and therefore have a delicate balance , as the hair dryer that makes noise ... by which it sucks , that's all .
Instead, I'll give you my trick of death for the class even with greasy hair. So no, you do not just a ponytail, you may feel that it changes anything , but in reality you will always have air Thee wearing the bacon fat . You do not let leaves especially , unfortunately , you see that it looks like nothing ! No, wonderful to hide your hair while remaining presentable yucky thing is the braid.
The procedure is to first make a pretty big braid with your hair from the front , just to clear your face . Yes, by that much fringe and wick in the eyes, it's sexy when it's clean and mastered , so there you'll just have the unhappy pony end of life .
Then you do two or three braids more if you have the motivation , and you tie it all back to a happy mess . It takes up to 10 minutes damn less so than you shampoo , rinse , after shampooing , re- rinse , wring, unravel , wait for it to dry a little , put a blow - dry hair, hair ...
So yes, it is true, it still requires a minimum of coordination of the fingers, but if you're like me and you did braids to your Barbies from the age of 5 years , you should have it in the blood , it's like the bike it is not forgotten . It takes a little more time than simply attach , but it hides the dirt . You can even challenge your parents- face roast Sunday lunch with it, they will not even notice your hair pèguent .
I have for you the test in real conditions. Proof , a photo of the hair above- mentioned made in 8 minutes , stopwatch in hand, on unwashed hair for 5 days after an eventful evening :
So convinced ?
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